pardon my parrhesia in partaking in this little party, but I thought I could parlay this little paradigm to some benefit: my paranymph committed just an awful parapraxis at our wedding reception (although it may have been a purposeful paronomasia) involving parorexia and the Parousia; before we parted, there was a bit of parti pris and untoward parvanimity -- what a lot of parvenus....