Today's Chicago Tribune newspaper, on how are city fathers inflated the amount of parkland they supposedly will create under a controversial project:

When City of Chicago officials heralded the 19 acres of parkland to be creating ..., they were craftily including landscaped medians, sloped berms next to a garage and any patch of grass they could find. "A berm can have plants on it, and isn't that part of a park?" one of the project's architects reasoned.