DOWN UNDER: SOLVED

It's a well know fact that we's mates from down under make up seven per cent of the world's population, and yet raise thirty-eight per cent of the world's cain. One such cain they raise is that it is we, not they, who live near the bottom of the earth. Ha ha ha.

This morning I devised a simple experiment that you can do at home that proves...

(a) Einstein was right about relativity.
(b) The duel nature of the coriolis force.
[c] That Aussies and Zealies live down under.

OK, Everybody ready? OK, Now stand up and...

1)Raise your right hand towards the ceiling.

2)Now with your arm fully extended point your index finger back towards the top of your head.

3)Now start rotating your finger in a counter-clockwise circle.

4)Slowly rotate your helicopter finger down the front of your body down to your crotch.

5)Now say...
"Tan me hide, Mate, when me blooming 'copter passes me equator belt and gets to me bottom, it changes direction and circles clockwise!
Ha ha ha. Boil me in Kangaroo oil, We live in a land down under after all."