Though all my law be fudge,
Yet I'll never, never budge,
But I'll live and die a Judge!
(And a good Judge, too!)

Yes, I am a Judge!
(And a good Judge, too!)
Yes, I am a Judge!
(And a good Judge, too!)
Though homeward as you trudge,
You declare my law is fudge.
Yet of beauty I'm a judge.
(And a good Judge too!)

-- Gilbert & Sullivan, Trial by Jury

PS to Milum: what was that all about?