The doctor's office I go to has three Dr. Rums. There's Jim Rum, Bill Rum, and Jennifer Rum. When I call, I have to say I'm a patient of Dr. Jennifer's or, I want an appointment with Dr. Jennifer. Otherwise, I end up with her brother or her dad!

Not to be frivolous (oh no, never, nnnnno watches,of course not), but the problem can be expressed in a nutshell in this li/ovely telephone conversation:

"Hello, O'Callahan, O'Callahan, O'Callahan, and O'Callahan, Attorneys-at-Law, how may I help you?"

"I'd like to talk to O'Callahan, please."

"He's with a client just now."

"And O'Callahan?

"I'm sorry, she's in court this afternoon."

"Oh. How about O'Callahan, then?"

"I'm afraid that won't be possible; he's on vacation until next week."

"Then may I speak to O'Callahan, please?"

"Speaking..."


{Feel free to substitute for name and profession as desired)