And it’s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well (so well! so well! so well!).
He’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippies’ asses raising hell.


--(Up Against the Wall) Redneck Mother, Ray Wylie Hubbard
(hit 70's recording by Jerry Jeff Walker, also recorded by Kinky Friedman)



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