Would you prefer I bring the Angel Food Cake or Devil's Food Cake? -Angel

Angel, up north you may be know as Angel, but down south you are known as the Devil's own little Cupcake.

Angel, bring an Angel food cake to Birmingham, but leave your high-flown yankee morals back in Buffalo, New York.

By the way I don't want anyone to think that they are obligated to bring anything to Party 3000. I put down the $10 deposit on the VFW hall, I'm buying the party hats and whistles. I'm supplying the 5 gallon bowl of mock kool-aid punch. All I want for all you attendees, or your cardboard cutouts, is to have a good swinging time and for all you to leave this party with a bagfull of memories and a guilty conscience, and lastly, but mostly, with a renewed hope for all mankind.

Update: Looks like it will be a large turnout. A couple of wise guys PM-ed me and kiddingly asked if they could get into the broom closet with Jackie, and a couple of people asked if Keiva was coming- I said yes, they grunted unhappily, but didn't cancel. Boy-o-boy are we gonna have fun.