Howye Fokes

How is things? Where are them AWAD police when ya need them? A fiercly terrable crime has being committed and I have no choice but ta make a cityzans arrest. Very series abuse of posten privliges have taken place - and Ted plans ta put his paw down and stop it.

Mr Whitty O Neill yer guilty of wasten yer posts. I refer of course ta yer "word" post. Do ya not realise that every post is precious and if yer goin ta post yer expected ta write somethin decant and holesome. One word does not constitute a post.

Look at me fer example - i'm still only a journeyman -but I'm proud ta be one and ya won't find Ted maken silly, useless posts just so he can be upgraded ta a Member.