In another thread, we heard the story of "Bunky", the perennial loser and butt of the jokes of a regular comedian at the Claridge Casino in Atlantic City. "Bunky" became so popular they named a watering-hole after him, the "Bunky Tavern", a costumed "Bunky" slunk through the building to amuse the guests, and a "Bunky Booth" dispensed "Bunky coupons", no doubt to encourage Bunky fans to emulate Bunky's losing ways. The comedian billed himself as the "Foolosopher".

If Bunky had a Foolosophy, what would it be? Let's give it a try:

This time its different.
One more can't hurt.
Don't buckle up, double down.
This is my chance to break-even.
Things can't get any worse.

Anyone care to add to Bunky's Fool-proof Foolosopy?