i can't think of anywhere, where pigs came out on top!--

Helen, how quickly you forgot the Useless Knowledge Thread in Miscellany: 4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (I want to be a pig.)

http://wordsmith.org/board/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=miscellany&Number=59284&page=&view=&sb=&vc=1

Hey lady? You got Cranial Rectumus or something?