weird insults...


You heavyweight crock of greasy vulture gizzards.
You sterile assortment of congealed hamster droppings.
You grotesque basin of fornicating carrion.
You illiterate gob of seething camel hairs.
You bad breathed wheelbarrow-full of soppy weasel warts.
You dumb excuse for moth-eaten Wookie hair.
You saucy shovel-full of malignant rodent droppings.
You glutinous plethora of radioactive cancerous anal polyps.
You outrageous bunch of embarrassing sweat-socks.
You dismal heap of manky dog urine.
You uncultivated cake of noxious dirty underwear.
You crotchety descendant of mealy lizard bums.
You heavy-duty flob of petrified rubbish.
You dirty toilet-full of cheesy toad tumors.
You brutish mountain of imitation chicken waste.
You psychotic skip of fungus-covered slime-mould.
You perfidious chunk of fly-covered fish lips.
You undignified ball of vile carp guts.
You superficial tub of mutilated bug parts.
You pea-brained pool of fusty zit squeezings.
You vile drum of rancid sludge.
You useless bucket of fermenting frog fat.
You inhuman bag of gross rotting vegetation.
You idiotic apology for dirty sweaty socks.
You selfish cesspit-full of sun-ripened ass hairs.
You boorish sack of wormy ape puke.
You whiney pot of decayed whale waste.
You opinionated accumulation of old cat furballs.
You spotty cup of synthetic skunk waste.
You goofy lorryload of cute parrot droppings.
You insulting sliver of sloppy athlete's foot scrapings.
You blundering crate of dusky toe jam.
You pompous swamp of moldy sweaty jockstraps.
You obese collection of ancient rectal hair.

The one highlighted in bold is my favorite. I mean, what could someone possibly say back to you if you say that to them? They might even say "thank you" for it!