There's a bar in Alaska that sells these:

On the front: "Chilkoot Charlies: A Rustic Alaskan Saloon"

On the back: "We cheat the OTHER guy ... and pass the saving on to you!"


When I was working with a group of guys to install networking for a conference, we all got black Ts

One the front above pocket: "Your name here" (literally) and our company logo.

On the back: "Smoke and Mirrors: Working with YOU ... doing it OUR way!"


Here's a proposal from a guy nicked Darth Mole I met on the net maybe 20 years ago:

"Support Bacteria: It's the only culture most people have!"


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