Ah, well-a-day! For poor Max, stranded in the depths of the colonies, there is, of course no hope. But for you, my stalwart CapK, having the benefit of mixing with all the intelligentsia of Wellyboro, will soon learn the correct use of Enlgish as she be spoke ent thet roit, me dook?

WE call Association football, "footy" over here - and WE invented the game - so there!!