Ahhh Hev - my naievete.....hehehehe. Just shows how effective our infiltration has been.

I'm sorry, but you've forced me to reveal those faceless, nameless men....You may have heard of George Negus and David Helfgott? Hmmmm?

Agents of the west - both of them. Our best. They've surruptitiously inserted themselves into the local culture and are now welcomed throughout the town. During one market day soon (the 3rd Saturday of each month), they will lure all 2,690 locals into Jarrett Park with the promise of a little piano recital - televised live nationally.

Part way through the concert they slowly withdraw small, flashlight like objects from their pocket. Smiling at the assembled multitude, they don their wrap around black sunglasses......

But wait!!

It seems that one who knows has fled to the capital and is stationed by day in a tall building.

Now let me see,

whitepages.com.au .....AMP......AMP......ahhh, here it is!

Let me just get my wrap around dark glasses and check the Qantas schedule from Perth......

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