>okay, TEd, I gave ya your chance<

Perhaps TEd's above such petty puns, and chooses to ignote such opportunities. Ogden Nash, however, did say:

A fly and a flea in a flue
were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee;"
Said the flea, "Let us fly,"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Earlier someone mentioned holding sales in a gymnasium, with chruch ladies present. Hmmm.... Since "gymnasium" literally means "naked place," I'll assume the church ladies were either Druids or Unitarians. Whaddaya think, Jackie - any naked Southern Baptists out your way?