I'm not the brightest buld in the house, but in all my 57 years I had NEVER seen "crematory" until this present story hit the papers.

In seeking a synonym for "cremate,", I thought of "immolate," but upon looking it up learned that to immolate means to sprinkle with holy grits, then sacrifice, as by fire. HOLY GRITS?
Another serving of Soylent Green, anyone?