What is this world coming to?
In her thread titled "limericks, too",
Lots of folks chime in
With handfuls of rhymin'
But Helen has seventy-two!

Her third said a challenge i post
To see, who the most
two pair
and spare
of Rhymes can boast."

'Tis truely a great exhibition,
By a fluidly-tongued rhetorician,
But I'll make a batch up
Attempting to catch up
To make it a true competition.