The Narcissist Lament

Every word, every post, every thread
the sheer magnitude goes to my head
for its plain, you can see
The focus is me
I am the subject of everything said!

It has slowly become very clear to see
that from the letter A to the letter Zee
every study of man
is part of plan
Devised solely to discredit me!

I am perfect, it is plain to see
Perfection its self; embodies me
Like the lamb, i am gentle
Except, i go mental
When i think someone's is picking me!

Of shoes, Imelda Marcos can boast
a collection larger than most
but when it comes a fit
I am the git
Who wears the worst of any post!

I never spoil for a fight, you know
But they occur where ever I show
I am always taken a back
at others manners lack
Because i am always right, it's them that must go!


my other obsession