I did not know that Cap K bugged out.
I was saving my pennies for stout
or some other fine ale
that we'd drink til we're pale.
So I'll just forget he's got clout

to give me a rib for my clause
which located him there in the Oz.
Though my geography sucks
like Faldage's hockey pucks
I'll forever refer to it with "blahs".

Nice one on jocularity, sis