the secondary stages of madness now start
and my sweet cover is coming apart
with a coy little grin
and a sly little spin
some more adult limericks now i impart.

I am know well as woman who flirts
a reputation I've earned on my merits
i make goo-goo eyes
and encourage the guys
remember, No pain, no gain, keep at it till it hurts!

I love the idea of being chaste
and slow courting, and romance, not haste
but kiss me and then
kiss me again
and your efforts won't go to waste!