Now that the man from Nantucket is here
Now this threads is finaly in fifth gear
we'll rev and race
to each find first place
Words will be quick, inuendo thick, a free for all, is what i fear!

How about that old man from Kent?
I don't know just how it went
mother would blush
and tell Da, hush!
and out of the room i would be sent!

I'm sweet and simple and pure
a double entendre, i'm sure
will give me start,
as i take it apart,
and will finaly be, an end you'll see and for this madness a cure!