New york's water is quite pure
of this, i am reasonable sure
but some intoxicating potion
has given me a notion
so limerick after limerick you must endure

i like to date good looking men
one will ask me out now and then
but i generally find
it's the men who are blind
who ask me out, again and again.

you'd think exhastion would set in
and of limericks i'd be running thin
but each new one i post
encourages a host
of others i want to begin!