Got this as a valentines today..
Top 10 Mafia Valentine's Cards -
10. My love for you, it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.
9. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes, now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
8. Lie down with me -It's my final offa, or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
7. I picked up this card from a slim selection but that's all they offer in witness protection. Love, J. Doe
6. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ....
5. Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?
4. Hey, how you doin'?
3. Youse da greatest. Youse da best, but you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.
2. Lust is fleeting, true love lingers. Be mine always, and you'll keep your fingers.
And the Number One Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting........
1. When a goon makes you die, cuz you told him goodbye, that's amore.
