>rather dates you?

He does? I guess he's on the rebound. I had dinner with King Potato and Queen Potato just recently, and after dinner we were having a quiet drink when in came Princess Potato with stars in all of her eyes.

"Mother, Father," she gushed, "I'm engaged to Dan Rather!"

Queen Potato fainted dead away and King Potato intoned solemnly, "You can't marry him, he's just a commentator."



TEd