he folds his privates into a stunningly accurate representation of...

an accordion. "To Hoyle with this," he muttered, "I seem to have the marks of queens buried in there somewhere. Happened at the last boxing holiday, I should imagine." Suddenly Consuelo burst through the door, "My goodness, that's a big one! Rulers? Rulers? We don't need no steenking rulers."

At that momemnt Jackie, sporting a brassard with the words Gutter Police, sauntered into the room and ...









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