Just got this on the news and couldn't resist. Another woman has been arrested in Somerset, NJ (ya gotta love this state, don't ya!) for attempting to cut off her husband's you-know-what with a large kitchen knife. She claims he did it to himself so he could accuse her of doing it???? But I don't think that'll ever stand-up in court! (And, hey mav, Somerset County, you got outta dere just in time, mate!)

Meanwhile...LOL!...they reported that the man works as a meat slicer at the local Shop-Rite supermarket! oh, I can't take it!.....who scripted this, anyway!?

Well, maybe we'll add another new word or two to the language out of this one when all is said and done...
so there you are, more bobbittry from the fine state of New Jersey!