I have a very, very black girl from British Guiana working for me at the moment, bright, very self-confident and not behind-hand in coming forward. During a heated discussion over the National Health Service at lunch the other day, she announced "I'm a black-and-white kind of a girl!". A colleague sitting beside me had coffee streaming out of his nose and watering eyes .... The rest of us didn't know where to look!

She, of course, knew exactly what she was doing ... poor Keith!



The idiot also known as Capfka ...