you can be both right and wrong at the same time. A bit like being married, inn't?
Thank you, CK, for the opportunity to post a recent series from the Non Sequitur comic strip, on the theme of "Why We'll Never Understand Each Other [male/female]"
what she said: I do.
what he heard: Your right to independent thought and ability to form an opinion has been revoked.
what she said: Honey ... why don't we turn off the TV and just talk.
what he heard: Honey ... Why don't you put your head in a vise and I'll turn the handle until your skull explodes.
what he said: Honey ... Are you almost ready yet?
what she heard: Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum
what he said: Mom is coming over for dinner.
what she heard: Anything less than absolute perfection makes you an utter failure as a wife and mother.
what she said: Tell me the truth, honey ... Do I look fat in this?
what he heard: I'm going to make you wish you were dead for the rest of the week.
what he said: Honey ... Do you know if we have any more triple-A batteries?
what she heard: It's your lot in life to stop whatever it is you're doing in order to serve my every need!
what she said: Drive carefully, dear.
what he heard: You're way too stupid to be trusted driving alone in bad weather.
