the title is not the text
Should I pretend I understood that?

Go to McDonalds. Look to the back and see the sign that reads- RESTROOMS. Notice that it doesn't say "THE" RESTROOMS, here, you see, we are talking about Restroomessence in the abstract. Then go through the appopriate door and enter a sparkling porcelian and chromed world of amenities galore. Now look at the sign above the urinal. Does not the sign read- Please don't pee on The restroom floor. Ah-ha. Here we are talking restrooms mundane and we need the "The".