you people have candy that tastes like sex??? Could I get a free sample?

Ohhhh, Jackie! You've gone and done it now! Help Wanted: Gutter Cop to patrol the AWADboards ever-so-quietly and keep risqué flamboyance from getting (ahem!) too out of hand!
'Cause as Adlai E. Stevenson once said:

Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.