A man walks into a doctors

The doctor says "what seems to be the trouble?"
the mans says nothing, he silently turns around and drops his pants, there just visible betwwen the cheeks of his arse is a tiny little piece of green lettuce leaf

"my god " says the doctor "i have never seen anything like it, is it painful ?"
The man sighs deeply "painful doctor? thats just the tip of the Iceberg"

the Duncster

the Duncster