Well, we can dream, can't we?Although I personally can't think of a single Orc I've ever slept with, our fantasies often give you chaps the times of your lives, so don't try to understand it. Just say "Yes, dear." After all, the gents have the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to drool over. BTW, Stales, the pottery is in the Bilbo's Birthday scenes, the Prancing Pony scenes, and Elrond's house has the most magnificent of all, of course. Anywhere they can be found eating and drinking, you'll see the pottery.