WARNING: LONG POST BUT AMUSING
I rapped t'Alice again. 'S coo', bro.
Alice, dig dis:How is you today?
Puddintaine, dig dis: Just daandy, goat.
A:Do not ax' me any mo'e quesshuns please.
P:I wont if ya' wont. Man!
A:Whut gots'ta ya' do instead?
P: Whuteva' I please.
A:Yo' polite style be very supa fine. You's?
P: Me.
A: Besides ya' Puddintaine?
P: Dere's no one besides me.
A: Why not?
P: ah' snatch mah' medicashun.
A: Every day?
P: Dree times daily. Slap mah fro!
A: Just 3?
P: Except alternate Tuesdays durin' some full moon. 'S coo', bro.
A: Oh ah' get it. Man!
P: It's about time.
A: Wow, so cut me some slack, Jack. It sounds real interestin', Puddintaine.
P:It wuz in all de sheets.
A: How dun did ya' feel about dat?
P: Just daandy goat.
A: Try sayin' dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man!
P: Dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man!
A:"Try sayin' dat wid mo'e o' less context" dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man! ah' dig it.
P: No one dig its.
A: Dat's some rada' sweepin' generalizashun about sucka's.
P: So'ry ah' have t'leave now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Mah' broom gots plum arrived.
A: Dere's no need t'apologize. Oh. Lop some boogie. See ya' later. Ah be baaad... Gots ya' told many sucka's dat yo' broom gots plum arrived?
P: I'll be baaack. Ya' know?
A: Congratulashuns.
P: ah' wants' de last wo'd, Alice.
A:Why do ya' wants' it?
P: De honky rabbit said ah' could gots it. Man!
A: ah' hear ya'.
P: So. 'S coo', bro....
A:Dat's way coo'.
P: You's may gots de last wo'd.
A: ah' neva' dought about it. Man!
P: Dat seems typical uh ya', Alice.
A:Danks fo' 'esplainin' it. Man!
P: You's is welcome.
A:De pleasho' man wuz all mine.
P: But uh course.
A:It goes widout sayin'. But whut?
P: Yeahbutİ
A: Do ya' still chat?
P: De chat ran away wid de spoon. 'S coo', bro.
A:Whut be yo' real dojigger?
P: Puddintaine. Ax' me again and I'll tell ya' de same.
A:I'm always glad t'make new homeys, Puddintaine, ax' me again and I'll tell ya' de same.
P:I duzn't need no steenkin' homeys! Right on!
A: Whut do ya' need?
P: A small island in de Pacific. Co' got d' beat!
A: How small is you rapin' here?
P: Precisely 42.8 square miles gots'ta do. 'S coo', bro.
A: Acco'din' t'Douglas Adams.
P: Precisely. Slap mah fro!
A;: You's and ah' are on de same wavelengd.
P:Times down. Pay de goat on yo' way out. Man!
A:


This was just too good to pass up!
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