PUBLIC AND PRIVATE NOTICE
Mr. Edward Thrombuckle Beastly and Miss Jacqueline Dorolicious Sweetie no longer live in Chesterfield of the Famous Crooked Spire.
Neither of the above previous residents of Chesterfield holds any responsibility for bills, cheques, drained credit accounts, flushed out Christmas savings plans, spilled change from mugged pickpockets, broken piggy banks, and any other sources of money claimed to have been overseen by either of them.
Neither do they hold any responsibility for the care and wear of any person or groups of persons in the village in consequence of this season's holiday revels. Their personal motto is, "We are all adults here, after all."
Mr. Beastly and Miss Sweetie will most likely last to have been seen at the departing gate for Tierra del Fuego, shaking their maracas as they prepared to board.
Follow them, only if you dare. They have changed their identities--the plastic surgeons worked wonders--and they have undergone such physical changes that no one could ever guess what they have been before.
Private to Emily Mucus: Leg lifts ain't going to begin to do the job. Consider hipposuction.
Have Tango; Will Travel
"Maracas," Jacks, I said, "Maracas!" Do stop shaking your little tailfeathers! That's a dead giveaway!
