Dec 31
Edward!
I thought I said NO MORE BIRDS. This morning I woke up to find no more than seven swans, all trying to get into our tiny goldfish pond. I'd rather not think what's happened to the goldfish. The whole house seems to be full of birds, to say nothing of what they leave behind them, so please, please, stop!
Your Emily


And you and Jackie are now sharing giggles together?
oh, god! Now I see why Jackie declined my offer of poultry several days ago! She knew all along! What have you two been hatching??