Getting back to the subject at hand, utensils:

chopsticks
garlic press
cheese slicer
cheese grater
potato peeler
shiskobob skewers
in fact, any kind of skewers
Brunswick stew paddle (looks like something that could row a boat)
Forman grill
waffle iron
salt cellar (may have mentioned that one)
Ronco Bass-O-Matic, seen on Saturday Night Live
pepper mill
mixing bowls
blender
pastry bag
melon scoop
and all other scoops (flour, sugar, et al)
sugar shaker
flour sifter
rolling pin
cutting board
candy molds, in fact, any kind of molds
butter dish
butter press
butter churn
seltzer bottle
ice tray
bundt pan
cookie sheet
pizza cutter (great for cutting French toast)
egg separator
egg poacher
butter knife
toothpick
meat tenderizer
nutcracker, various types
cookie jar
crumbcloth
tea towel
butter paddle
pastry press
pasta maker

Oh, and by the way, the mentioning of the bakers v. the Turks battle reminded my brother of a great culinary battle fought in the US Civil War: The Battle of Five Forks.

Feast regards,
DubDub