Three blind mice, a new politically correct version:
"A triumvirate of murine rodents totally in pursuit of an agriculturalist's uxorial adjunct."

Uh, dr. bill, I think you are in for a flaying. helen and I, at least, would surely not accept that the uxor is a mere adjunct.

The talmudists posed the question, "Why did God specifically choose Adam's rib, and not some other part of the body, from which to create Eve?" Their answer: God wished it to be clear from the first that woman is not above man and not below him, but rather beside him.