Cauldrons are for cooking missionaries whole.And (forgive me)
my colander has only one "l". I expect to pay for that impertinence. I did not expect to get off so easily.

Three blind mice, a new politically correct version:


A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity was observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's uxorial adjunct. The aforesaid adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible tissue.