I propose a fiefdom, right here in the land of Miscellany, to be presided over by plutarch -- a plutarchy as it were. he could call it the Kingdom of Chatalot and he would be (per force) King Plu, the Perfect. he would be free to appoint all of his own courtiers; I envision a Duke of Earl, a Duchess of Kenspeckle, a Marquis de Sad le Lac, a Sir Gar de Loo, a Lady b'Goode.... mayhap I could be the curt jester or word fool -- but I presume too much.