The season of holidays is nearly upon us - Thanksgiving (in US) Christmas and New Year"s Eve. All those gatherings and all those toasts!
Surely we here at AWAD must have some unique "toasts"
I'll start with Irish toasts:

"May those who love us, love us.
For those who don't love us; may God turn their hearts.
If He won't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping."

And this one for all-male gatherings:

"Here's to us and our wives' husbands, not forgetting ourselves."

Or for the solitary drinker:
"Here's to me, and me wife's husband, not forgettin' meself."