Just read an article in newspaper
about playing harmless tricks on the
children who visit your house.
Lots of complicated instructions
about making stuff BUT ...
Here's an easy one -
*If you live where leaves fall from trees
take any bubble wrap you have,
put it on the walkway to your door
and cover with leaves ...
makes a great noise
when children come to your door!
So as not to scare the really little ones,
I wear a white dress with sparkles on it
-- a really old party dress --
and put a sign on the door
"A GOOD witch lives here!"
(cackling insanely ...)

(said I'd never mention wide posts again but this is really annoying mumble mumble)