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which reminds me …

The new bloke in town was in his local pub when he met a shearer on leave. "I've got some sheep ready to be shorn", he said, "Can I get you to do them?"

"Sure", said the shearer, "How many have you got?"

"Four", said the new bloke and, after a very long silence, the shearer said quietly: "And what are their names?"

I'm going away for a few days soon to get all this 'sheep' nonsense out of my system.