Actually, i was wondering what you all called your attitude adjustment tools--

I keep cups of 'raman' noodle around, and sometimes actually show up, all smiles and perky, and show them my noodles, and tell them i am serious, they are going to get their 100 lashes! when they tell me to be serious, i get serious, and ask, is there new policy?

Usually i get a way with it.. i do have this sweet innocent face, and childishly high pitched voice.. and while i smile, and act nice, i do get serious.. just wait for them to reply..

i have occationally stepped over the line, and made a CLM.. but, there are always jobs..