Somewhere between kitty turns and battering rams, could this thread proffer secrets of purr-pet-ual motion and elektricity?

Oh, WW, you're most illuminating! We shall indeed sing the body electric along with Whitman if we strap amber rods as well as chicken tacky messy to the spinning cat, and make the carpet from wool, thereby providing both perpetual levitation and illuminating power! What a truly elegant machine! BTW, my local PBS station is broadcasting program on Tesla tonight. Catch it if you really want to learn some electrigying things!