Oh no, Geoff, you're dead wrong. Take a cat plus chicken tikka masala and some white shag pile carpet, and you have the world's first monorail system based on antigravity ...

Well, yes, of course you're right, but I was referring to a cat alone, not one with a dead bird stuck to its back. Besides, we DO need a lighting source for your levitated monorail, now don't we?

Keiva, my regrets - it was TSUWM to whom I meant to address my remark. Were I female, I'd claim my confusion was due to the stressful effects of CATamenia, but that would be CATachresis.