Reminds of of the story back in the 1930s when two men stole steam engines and began to race them toward one another on a single set of tracks. One had a drunk at the controls, and he had no idea he was heading for a collision. The other had a guy from Oslo at the controls, and being the pig-headed Norwegian that he was, he was certain the other guy would turn to avoid a collision. Regardless, the trains did not collide because Norse is Norse and souse is souse and never the trains shall meet.


TEd