Oh, Ted! Ow, ow...I think I'm going to have to take out a special insurance policy to pay for treating the ache in my sides your puns always give me! Maybe The Remington Special?

Ok, try this: [quick check--yup, this is Wordplay & Fun]
There's this car repair place, and if you're not satisfied with their work, they become the whomp'em mechanics...

pssst--there's at least one easy add-on to this. (hint)