>>I suppose I should be happy that you're not complaining about proctalgia (just to refocus on words).<<

I am not afflicted with proctalgia, thank you; I don't
expect to ever need the services of a proctologist.
I suppose you should be happy if you don't,
either.

However, your first post in this thread gave me rapid-onset acalculia. Darn--can't quite justify using acupuncture here!