This reminds me of the story of the statistics lecturer at a major university, who was giving an intro stats course to a huge auditorium-full.

"To illustrate a bell-shaped curve," he said, "Let's do a little poll of the people in this room. All of you who have sex as frequently as once a day, raise your hands."

A count was taken, and he then moved on to less than once a day and more than once a week, less than once a week and more than once every two weeks, and so on. The bell-shaped curve began to take shape on the blackboard. "And finally, those who have sex only about once a year."

At the back of the room this little guy jumped up, waved, his hand, and shouted, "Me, ME, back here! Me! Count me!!"

The lecturer paused and said, "Thank you, young man, but why are you so excited?"

"Tonight's the night!!!"


TEd