WE'D TEND TALC ERROR

Authorities reported today that talc has been used improperly on babies' bottoms for literally centuries. The proper technique involves dusting, not rubbing talc into the areas likely to become moist. Responding to the information, the surgeon general said, "If Americans were informed, we'd tend talc error immediately."

Back to the WTC topic: I think we'll definitely deter those retard clowns.